Relationships

Woman who persuaded boyfriend to shave beard now has no choice but to dump him

A WOMAN who had never seen her boyfriend without a beard is regretting finding out he looked better with most of his face covered up.

Your guide to fancying your partner's best friend

ARE you stuck in a relationship with someone whose best friend is nicer, more attractive and the one you really fancy? Here’s what to do in this probably-doomed situation.

Good-looking bastard counts a fortnight as a dry spell

AN incredibly handsome man has the nerve to count two weeks without sexual intercourse as a ‘dry spell’, it has emerged.

They don't piss in the shower: The real indicators of couples' incompatibility

COUPLES' compatibility is always based on flimsy indicators such as physical attraction or shared interests. Here are the real reasons you should split up immediately.

Do you do oral, and other questions you wish you could ask on a first date

FIRST dates are all about playing it cool and presenting the best version of yourself. But in reality everyone just wants to know the answers to these to-the-point questions.

The best sexual positions for doing other activities

DO you get bored during sex due to your partner’s pitiful performance? Here are the best positions for doing something more interesting while it’s going on. 

Sex not a present, men reminded

MEN have been given formal notice that, despite how wonderful they find it, sex with them does not count as a gift.

Five reasons to boycott Valentine's Day, by a single man

CRASS commercialism isn’t romance. True love is respecting a man sticking by his principles. That’s why I, Julian Cook aged 28, will be alone tomorrow night.

Self-obsessed egomaniac expecting questions about herself on date

A WOMAN who thinks the world revolves around her was selfishly expecting her date to find out something about her life.

Single point of commonality between two best friends' husbands means they are eternally condemned to hang out

A SINGLE area of common ground between the husbands of two best friends means they are condemned to endure each other’s company for eternity.