Relationships

Getting married will save our relationship, and other mental things people think about their love lives

THINK legally yoking yourself to someone who gets on your nerves will magically make everything better? Here are some equally terrible relationship ideas.

Woman torn over whether boyfriend's proposal with grandmother's wedding ring is beautiful or tight-fisted

A WOMAN whose boyfriend proposed with his grandmother’s wedding ring is unsure whether it is a heart-warming gesture or plain f**king stingy.

Bin man, HGV driver, and other professions where you can't date on the job

NURSE? Office worker? Mobile hairdresser? It’s easy for you to find love at work. But there are vocations that refuse to accommodate a meet-cute.

Woman won't sleep with anyone on first date unless they're quite fit

A WOMAN who refuses to have sex on the first date will abandon her morals if they are really hot and she feels like it.

How to f**k up tasks spectacularly so your partner has to do them

DOES your partner keep unfairly expecting you to share tasks equally? Here’s how to get them so horribly wrong they will be forced to take over indefinitely.

Dog wishes owner's leg would reciprocate more when they hump


A PET dog just wishes he could believe that his owner’s leg is as into their regular lovemaking as he is.

Dog wishes owner's leg would reciprocate more when they hump


A PET dog just wishes he could believe that his owner’s leg is as into their regular lovemaking as he is.

Five signs a woman is waiting for you to lean in and kiss her, unless it's the exact opposite

ON a date with a woman? Not sure if you should go in for a kiss? Look out for these signs which may or may not be an invitation.

Couple renewing vows can f**k off with gift list

ATTENDEES at a vow renewal service say the couple are taking the piss if they expect more presents.

We never fight and we still have sex: lies couples tell

WANT people to think your relationship is completely perfect and successful? Try telling some of these popular lies.