Relationships

NEGOTIATING a relationship with a teenager is a living nightmare. Here are five everyday scenarios they will find unbelievably offensive.

A WOMAN who asked her partner what the best thing about her appearance was is fuming that he chose her smile and not her shapely backside.

MEETING your new girlfriend’s friends socially is to be tried in court for a serious offence. Here’s what you must never say if you hope to survive.

WITH so many rich possibilities for passive-aggression in a relationship you have to be discerning. Here are the top 22 row-starters for the current week:

A COUPLE have announced that their relationship now involves a third party: their air fryer.

A MAN who is hoping women will see him for the intellectual he is has put a well-stocked bookshelf in the dick pics he sends them. 

A GOOD opening line on a dating app can be the difference between getting lucky and dying alone. Try not to bollocks it up with one of these openers.

DID you know the wank bank in men’s heads can be navigated like a ‘mind castle’? Here psychologist Dr Donna Sheridan takes you inside a typical man’s masturbatory archives.

A COUPLE are celebrating ten years since their divorce by renewing the vows of undying emnity they made on the day.

WOMEN love it when men are spontaneous, but only in extremely specific ways they approve of. Including these.