DATING experts have advised anyone looking for romance to lie through their teeth.
ARE you at a date’s home and trying to work out if they’re completely mental? A quick look at the contents of their fridge will give you the definitive answer.
A MAN who has decided his dating profile picture is out of date is replacing it with one from five years ago rather than 10.
A MAN wrongly believes a manky bunch of supermarket flowers will lead to a thrilling sexual experience.
YES, it’s that time of year when society decides you should be unrealistically loved-up. So how is Valentine’s Day not living up to expectations for you?
IF YOU’RE currently in a relationship, you have probably already resigned yourself to a financial outlay of between £5 and £48.99 on cards, gifts and a possible expensive takeaway.
A BOYFRIEND who ‘cannot read minds’ can not comprehend verbal or written instructions either, his partner has confirmed.
A COUPLE on date night cannot wait to finish their meal, get home, go straight up to the bedroom and have a good, long phone browsing session.
A ROMANTIC comedy-style romp in the snow has made a couple realise it is not romantic and their partner is a bastard.
A MAN has voted for ‘alternative arrangements’ to allow him to continue having sex with his wife’s best friend without his wife finding out.