Relationships

YOU know barely anything about your parent’s sex life for the sake of your sanity. Here are seven things you never wanted to know about it that might surprise you.

SOMETIMES a man will find himself being gently prodded in the right direction on an issue. Here Steve Malley explains how to bloodymindedly ignore subtle suggestions.

A MAN has spent all his initial dates with his partner and their subsequent 18-month relationship without ever changing the subject from himself.

WOMEN can be difficult to date if you are not possessed of the wisdom of a 21-year-old man who has never had a proper girlfriend. Let me show you how to court.

PULLING women in pubs is easy because they hate being left alone. Still struggling? Use these foolproof chat-up lines.

A MAN is only asking his date how many sexual partners she has had because of his voracious intellectual curiosity, not because he will judge her on the answer.

MARRIAGE is a special bond between two people who may or may not secretly loathe each other. Find out how yours is doing with this quiz:

LOOKING for love? Struggling to meet people? Avoid these haunts which are usually filled with incompatible morons.

AS Britain enters a bold new era, one couple reverentially made love for the first time under the reign of King Charles III.

A WOMAN is entirely cognisant that her male mate believes they could be more than just friends, thank you very much.