Relationships

You don't: how to make new friends in your thirties

In your thirties? Want to forge deep and meaningful connections with new people? Here’s how that won’t happen.

'She was so pissed she threw up in her handbag' and other first date red flags

FIRST dates are tricky, unless your date makes it unambiguously clear that a second date would be a mistake by doing one of these.

The five most sickening things loved-up couples say to each other

BEING in love is wonderful, but not when you affect the wellbeing of those around you by uttering these nauseating phrases:

Five people throughout your life you wrongly think could have been 'the one'

DO you still dwell on people who could have been your one true love? Here are five you wrongly think could have been your soulmate forever.

Five ways to really f**k up buying your partner a present

HAVE you upset your partner with completely thoughtless gift-buying? Here are some classic f**k ups:

Five reasons your friend is giving her stupid twat boyfriend a second chance

IS your friend getting back with her awful boyfriend who’s an absolute tosser? Probably. Here are five dubious reasons why she isn’t just dumping him.

The six worst reasons to hear from your ex

‘TIS better to have loved and lost, and even better to never hear from your ex again. Especially not if they get in touch for these reasons.

Pissing with the door open, and other signs you're too comfortable in your relationship

STOPPED giving a shit about retaining dignity in your relationship? Here are five signs you’re far too comfortable.

Five completely useless friends when you've been dumped

WHEN you’re newly heartbroken, numerous friends will rally round to offer support. These people will be no help whatsoever.

Couple who've been messaging for 16 months end date after 15 minutes

A COUPLE who have been messaging each other since April last year have ended their first date after just 15 minutes.