Relationships

A MAN has confused and disturbed his pub friends by passing on a message from his wife to say hello.

THINK your love for your partner is unique and unlike any other? It’s not if you insist on doing it in these clichéd places.

A MAN on a first date was unable to answer when asked a simple question about what he enjoys doing in his spare time.

THE honeymoon period is known for its unbridled joy and marathon shagging. It is also a time when you will make these glaring errors.

LOVE hurts, especially if your true love isn’t interested and is seeing some twat, leaving you to watch miserably from the sidelines. Here are the shitty bastards they’ll choose over you.

FROM today you can obtain a no-fault divorce if you really want to believe that it wasn’t your fault. But what other types of divorce are also newly available?

UNBEKNOWNST to him, a woman’s boyfriend is currently being evaluated on the skills and conduct he has demonstrated in the relationship so far.

A WOMAN has earnestly expressed just how much she loves one of her friends, immediately before slagging off  everything she says and does.

A WOMAN is unsure whether her sex drive is decreasing due to her advancing age or due to her husband being an absolute bellend.

A WOMAN is confused about why her boyfriend will not share his toothbrush when he’ll happily put his mouth on the area she pisses from.