Relationships

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GOOD friendships are built on shared interests, emotional support and clandestine loathing. Here are the reasons even the closest of pals secretly despise one another.

CHEATING is morally reprehensible, unless done in one of the following sanctioned scenarios. Serial philanderer Julian Cook explains.

WHILE some take up wild swimming and other knit, your mother’s favourite hobby is wearing down your spirit. Here’s how this week’s psychological warfare will go.

A MAN has seen the already limited areas of small talk he can engage his father-in-law in whittled down to just two, it has emerged.

THE Sun has reported that Rupert Murdoch, a virile young buck with an impressively large dick, is back on the market.

TOO much booze and you’ll remember nothing; too little and you’ll see your date for who they really are. Here's how to get your level of drunkenness just right.

A CAT whose devoted owner would lay down her life for him does not want to spoil things by labelling them.

YET to complete an interaction that wasn’t steeped in awkwardness, misunderstanding and regret?

A FATHER has confessed he thinks the praise and attention his infant son receives is a bit over the top, considering he doesn’t do much.