Relationships

Five f**king awful friends every woman's had

IF you’ve made the mistake of having friends while being female, you’ve suffered through a regrettable friendship with these intolerable arseholes.

Man on bad date can't believe he went to zero effort for this

A MAN enduring a bad date is annoyed because he put zero effort into preparing himself for it.

Six cost-of-living crisis chat-up lines

OUT on the pull, and keen to turn ten per cent inflation into sex? These tailored chat-up lines will wow the ladies.

Six classic arguments to have with your partner during the big shop

RUNNING low on ways to argue with your partner? Do the big shop together and step into these petty fights.

Six things ladies must never, ever do. By a sexist twat

I THINK I speak for all men when I say ladies should be fragrant, delicate creatures with a hint of the startled fawn about them. Here are my rules for the fairer sex. By Martin Bishop.

Six things you don't have to bother with in a long-term relationship

A LASTING relationship is a great opportunity to let things slide and revert to being a slovenly beast. Here’s how to make the most of relationship ‘Easy Street’.

Six ways to piss off your partner without even realising

IRRITATING your partner does not need to be an elaborate affair. Annoy them with minimal effort by doing these things.

Man has audacity to keep looking at phone when wife has put hers down

A WOMAN is annoyed that her partner is ignoring her and staring at his phone when she put hers down 30 seconds ago.

Five great comments to store and use against your partner at a later date

COUPLES must be careful what they say or recriminations will follow. Here are five statements to guilt-trip your partner with - or which might be dredged up and used against you months later.

Where's your bloody husband pissed off to now? Take our quiz

NEED some help with chores and your husband’s nowhere to be found? Find out where he’s pissed off to with our handy quiz.