Relationships

STRUGGLING to please your woman? Follow the advice of a considerate lover who ate out his ex-girlfriend in 2014.

ARE you in there or are you going home alone to angrily Google porn? If you hear these compliments, it's the latter.

A 35-YEAR-OLD man is technically still in a relationship with his girlfriend from school because he never sent his mate over to dump her.

A WOMAN on a date has politely opted for soup as a starter instead of the huge glass of Pinot Grigio she really wanted.

DOES your partner have traits you’d like to change to make them into an acceptable human being? Here is an extensive, but far from complete, list.

A WOMAN has developed an innovative scheme for staving off the cold this winter by leeching all the warmth from her partner.

FOUR out of five men have let oral sex debts mount up that they do not intend to ever repay, it has emerged.

A WOMAN in her 40s is still hiding a tattoo that she had done more than 20 years ago from her parents.

IF you pay for a meal, it’s basic etiquette that your date is sexually indebted to you. Here man Martin Bishop explains what sexual favours are owed for various food choices.

A HUSBAND has reassured his wife that he would only be unfaithful to her with someone extremely attractive.