Relationships

Ask women questions about themselves on dates but for Christ's sake not these

WOMEN love to be asked questions about themselves on dates, but avoid these unless you want to go home alone again.

Good-looking but unaware of it: The contradictory boyfriend requirements of women

EVER feel women have impossible standards for boyfriends? You’re right. Here are some of their contradictory requirements that mean there’s zero chance of a shag.

Why being turned down by a date is the worst kind of sexism, by a man

I’M all for feminism, except when it goes too far, which it does all the time. Here’s how being turned down by a date makes me, and all men, victims of sexism. By James Bates.

How the nice restaurant you booked will completely ruin your wedding anniversary

LOOKING forward to a romantic dinner celebrating your beloved partner? Here’s how the fancy restaurant will destroy your special night.

Man sends dick pic to his wife

A WOMAN was horrified to receive a photo of her husband’s penis after he sent it to her under the misapprehension she would find it sexy.

Man in record 32 friendzones

A MAN is simultaneously in the friendzone of 32 different women, they have confirmed.

Missed the last bus: the real reasons you end up shagging on the first date

YOUR date thinks they did everything right to lure you into their lair of love on the first date. This is the real reasons you gave up and f**ked them.

The seven crap stages of a whirlwind dating app romance

LOOKING for love on a dating app? Instead getting caught up in a whirlwind virtual dysfunctional romance? Here's how it will unfold without you ever meeting.

How to make it clear that a present you've gifted was more expensive that it looks

JUST dropped £65 on a special candle and you’re worried the recipient won’t realise how much you spent? Here’s how to be unsubtle about it.

Friend you know you can always turn to in a crisis avoiding your calls

A WOMAN who knows she can always rely on her best friend as a comforting shoulder to cry on has worn that privilege out, it has emerged.