THE majority of questions asked by girlfriends are thinking out loud and should not be answered, boyfriends have confirmed.
A WOMAN confirmed that she made the right choice of sexual partner when seeing a replica lightsaber mounted on the wall of his home.
A WOMAN has decided never to have sex again rather than endure the horror of tidying her bedroom.
THE girlfriend of a man who believes he is funny enough to be a stand-up comedian is considering terminating the relationship immediately.
A BEST man speech has succeeded in turning everyone the groom has ever cared about against him.
A MAN has ruined his chance to form a romantic relationship by using an invented slang word to describe his date.
A WOMAN who told her boyfriend that she wants some time to ‘recharge her batteries’ has admitted that she just wants to have a wank in peace.
A COUPLE wrongly believe the mildly complicated way in which they met is an utterly compelling tale.
A WOMAN who has stayed in touch with all her ex-boyfriends does not realise it is unnecessary and odd behaviour.