Relationships

A COUPLE are celebrating a magical decade of him having far more affection for her than she does for him, and her being substantially out of his league.

AS Prince Andrew will attest, it’s hard to tell if a friend is running a high-end sex trafficking operation. Look out for these subtle clues next time you pop round.

DATING as a teenager usually followed eight months of lovesick obsession, which came out by absolutely f**king things up.

A COUPLE have decided to try out life with a baby to see if they can handle the commitment of owning a dog.

A WOMAN is livid that her friend got pregnant without first checking with her that it was acceptable.

THE new barmaid has been ignoring you so far but that’s not because you’re twice her age, she’s just playing hard to get. Here’s how to use your charms to win her round.

PEOPLE need to have more children instead of pets, according to Pope Francis. Here the 85-year-old celibate explains how to start making babies. 

A MOTHER has admitted that it will hurt not to receive a thank you letter from her 29-year-old son, but not as badly as receiving a thank you text.

A MOTHER has confirmed that if she had been in her daughter’s shoes for every major decision in her life, it would have worked out much better.

A MAN heartily singing Auld Lang Syne barely even bothers to send an emoji to old mates, it has emerged.