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A MAN’S girlfriend is putting on airs and graces about bed linen that hardly smells at all, he has revealed.
A COUPLE are only keeping up the pretence of a happy relationship to avoid disappointing their friends, they have revealed.
A BUSY couple who put a date in their diary to ensure they have sex are becoming increasingly panicked as it draws closer.
A WOMAN who receives unsolicited pictures of penises has discovered that the men who send them do not seem to appreciate her feedback.
A COUPLE who are planning a holiday together are considering saving themselves time, money and loathing by splitting up instead.