Relationships

DO you know a couple who are tediously perfect in every f**king way? Then they will definitely be into these things…

GRANDPARENTS looking after their grandchildren are blaming their f**king awful behaviour on their parents, their own children.

A WOMAN has not yet dated enough dickheads to appreciate a date who is only dickhead-adjacent, he has told her.

THE solemn promises being made by a bride and groom in front of God sound a bit needy and clingy, wedding guests feel.

HEY ladies, I know times are tough for you girls, which is why I want to help you out with a guide to finding your voice. Here’s how to be assertive, but not in an unfeminine strident way.

SEX education in the 80s and 90s was a mystifying process that left you more clueless than you started. Here were your school's supposedly helpful attempts to teach you the facts of life.

WANT to impress your date with a visit to the country's most romantic food and drink establishment? Make sure you do these things.

A MAN has performed mind-blowing sex on his girlfriend by doing three minutes of missionary intercourse, he has confirmed.

WONDERING if you repulsed your date with your face and personality? If you hear any of these phrases, the answer is 'yes'.

IS your dull mate settled down with the first woman who’ll shag him regularly - and claims it’s fantastic and won’t shut up about it? Here's Tom Logan's tedious guide to having found ‘the one’.