Relationships

YOUR friend has introduced you to the semi-sentient skid mark she claims is her new boyfriend, then asked your opinion. What the f**k do you say?

A MAN who rates and reviews every craft ale he has ever tried on a detailed spreadsheet is wondering why he does not have a girlfriend.

PISSED off with your other half? Trying to display that annoyance in the lamest way possible? Here are five surefire ways to make your feelings known.

LOOKING for romance but on a very limited budget? Here are some of the awful dates you no doubt went on as a teenager.

EVERYONE loves to slag people off behind their back, but who are the most popular targets? Find out with this guide.

MARRIED couples who have unexpectedly had sex are more awkward the next morning than total strangers, they have confirmed.

A FERVENT believer in astrology has rejected the man who is her soulmate due to some bollocks about him being a Gemini.

AN ordinary bathroom is surprisingly full of opportunities to leave your partner seething with rage. Try these, out of shocking laziness or just for the hell of it.

A COUPLE who spent an entire evening blatantly canoodling believe their excuse of needing to leave due to tiredness was actually convincing.

HONESTY is great in theory, but it's also a good idea not to ruin your relationship. Here are some situations where barefaced lies are morally the right thing to do.