Relationships

THE honeymoon period is known for its unbridled joy and marathon shagging. It is also a time when you will make these glaring errors.

LOVE hurts, especially if your true love isn’t interested and is seeing some twat, leaving you to watch miserably from the sidelines. Here are the shitty bastards they’ll choose over you.

FROM today you can obtain a no-fault divorce if you really want to believe that it wasn’t your fault. But what other types of divorce are also newly available?

UNBEKNOWNST to him, a woman’s boyfriend is currently being evaluated on the skills and conduct he has demonstrated in the relationship so far.

A WOMAN has earnestly expressed just how much she loves one of her friends, immediately before slagging off  everything she says and does.

A WOMAN is unsure whether her sex drive is decreasing due to her advancing age or due to her husband being an absolute bellend.

A WOMAN is confused about why her boyfriend will not share his toothbrush when he’ll happily put his mouth on the area she pisses from.

RELATIONSHIP problems? Think it might be worth trying your luck with a different species or thing? As with all life decisions, Hollywood films are full of valuable advice.

HAVING your parents around to look after your kids seems like a blessing, until you realise they've stopped giving a shit about discipline. Here's how they'll suck at babysitting.

MEN are slightly disgusting, so it’s not surprising women fib about what they find attractive. Here are some nice sentiments that are actually filthy lies.