IF you have not yet planned Valentine’s Day for your loved one, you have already fucked up and they will know it, experts have confirmed.
A COUPLE in the final stages of planning a wedding believe it will finally make them attracted to each other.
A MAN who thinks his girlfriend should try a bit harder with her appearance has been wearing the same dreadful T-shirt since he was a teenager.
A COUPLE have decided to ruin their home, the best years of their youth and ultimately their relationship by getting a dog.
A WOMAN who told her friends she ‘doesn’t do gossip’ will not be invited for drinks again, it has been confirmed.
ARE you a rampant stallion in the bedroom, the envy of your neighbours, or has no partner ever found the courage to tell you you’re completely shit?
A WOMAN who has never met her ex’s new partner has managed to accumulate an entire file of detailed information on her.