Relationships

DID you interpret your teenage crush’s every utterance as a chat-up line? These basic human behaviours were not their subtle way of pledging eternal love.

A MIDDLE-AGED mum who recently met someone new online is horrifically enthusiastic about telling her children how satisfying her sex life is.

THE world is full of deeply concerning issues. However you’ll instantly forget about these if you’re satisfyingly shacking up three times a week.

DISSATISFIED with your partner and vaguely thinking about breaking up with them? Here are some crap reasons to convince yourself to stay:

HAVE you got what it takes to be a lamentable one night stand?

A SINGLE woman is struggling to accept that to find ‘the one’, she must first spend years of her life enduring the company of supreme twats.

HEY ladies. It’s me, the guy on every dating app with the bio ‘just want someone who doesn’t take life too seriously’. I’ve put these things in my pictures to drive you wild.

A TEEN caught watching PornHub by his parents has been made to watch every video on the site to teach him a lesson.

LOCKED in a war of words with your partner? Ensure you inevitably lose yet again by following these tips.

IT’S easy to assume mid-coitus that your female partner is thinking about what a tender yet powerful lover you are. They’re not. Here’s what’s really crossing their mind.