Relationships
DO you know an annoying couple whose awfulness is compounded by the fact that there are two of them? Here are five unbearable duos you hate running into.
ARE you in a shitshow of a relationship and keen to prolong the misery? Here are five tips on keeping the disappointment alive.
A MAN who bought a five-foot tall teddy bear for a date who stood him up plans to take it home and f**k it, he has confirmed.
WOMEN have advised men everywhere that they know full well what they get up to after they have gone to bed.
EVER looked at your birthdate and wondered how and in what drunken accident you were conceived?
FORGOTTEN Valentine's Day? In a desperate panic? Here's how to delight your loved one with generic tat from the nearest open shop.
WANT to make things profoundly awkward between you and your partner this Valentine’s weekend? Try these tips.
THE rock-solid foundation of any successful relationship is a never-ending battle to prove you’re the most shat on. Employ these tactics.
MY boss is the dreamiest man alive. He’s got a high-powered job, he’s the life and soul of every party and recently I seem to always be by his side.
MUM refusing to get off the phone? Cut the call short and save yourself a load of earache with these excuses.