Relationships

A COUPLE spending their first Christmas together were shocked to realise that they each have entirely incorrect Christmas traditions.

HAVING a child is the best way of letting people know you had sex fairly recently using faux modesty, it has been confirmed.

WERE you unduly confident that enjoying music would lead to sex when you were a teenager? Here’s what you got wrong.

A GROUP of friends are unwilling to admit that a mate who used to be the life and soul is increasingly avoided since she quit drinking.

A MAN with a new girlfriend has consoled his mates with the empty promise that they can still be friends.

A WOMAN has realised that she has a deeper emotional bond with her vibrator than she does with her boyfriend.

DOES your partner have an important piece of information hey simply must impart? They’ll choose one of these inappropriate times to do it:

A COUPLE who have avoided sex for months have reluctantly agreed that the wintery weather leaves them no choice.

KNOW someone who’s been abandoned to singledom like you? Hide your obvious glee with these tips.

DINNER, drinks and too much information about your date's ex is the worst way to start a new relationship. Here’s what you’ll learn before you’ve finished your calamari.