Relationships

Dad uses 34 metaphors in three-minute sex talk

A DAD believes no confusion has been caused by using 34 metaphors during a talk about sex with his son.

How to spice up your relationship with your right hand

HAS the spark fizzled out between you and your dominant hand? Turn up the heat in the bedroom with these saucy tips.

Your guide to coping with a partner who's an embarrassing twat

ARE you in a long-term relationship with someone you’ve realised is an embarrassing twat? Here are some common problems and what to do about them.

'You've spent too long on the toilet': Six texts that prove your relationship has gone stale

THE romance in any relationship can't last forever. Here are six texts you might receive - or send - that prove it beyond all reasonable doubt.

Woman who says 'can't complain' then does so for f**king ages

A WOMAN who began a conversation by saying she 'knows she should count her blessings' has gone on to moan for absolutely f**king ages.

Six great ways to avoid having sex with your partner

IN the current circumstances, you might not be feeling that sexy. Or you just might not fancy it, like normal. Either way, here are some great tips to prevent passionate lovemaking.

Single people wondering if they'll ever go on a shit date again

THE nation’s unloved loners have been left wondering if they will get to enjoy a shit date with a weirdo ever again.

Five reasons to thank your lucky f**king stars you'll be single this Christmas

SAD to be single this Christmas? Here’s why being alone during the festive season is actually f**king brilliant.

Thoughtful present ideas you could have had if you were a better person

AN original and imaginative gift shows a loved one how much you care, but you haven’t taken the time or trouble to choose anything like these.

Seven presents that say 'You're dumped'

CONCERNED about the health of your relationship? If you receive any of these lacklustre gifts you’ll be seeing 2021 in single.