Relationships

A MAN is realising that hoped-for morning sex is increasingly unlikely due to his partner doing other stuff.

FANCY one last shag as your relationship ends? It’s not a terrible idea, honest, so here’s how to go about it.

A WOMAN has spent two hours imagining the rise and inevitable end in heartbreak of her relationship with a man who has not yet swiped back.

ARE you the hot one in your relationship, or are you punching well above your weight? Take our quiz:

A MAN who forgot his girlfriend’s birthday has blamed the crisis affecting the global supply chain for her lack of presents.

ATTRACTIVE people reduce you to a simpering, servile mess. Here are the pathetic things you’ll do to impress them.

YOU’VE moved into a new place with someone. Are you getting along, or are they irritating the living shit out of you? Take our test.

DESPITE having time to pursue a range of interests, a retired mum has decided the thing she really enjoys is badgering her busy grown-up children.

YET to find your soulmate? Worried you might be single forever? Never fear, here are five easy solutions to your problem.

ALL expecting parents start out with good intentions, but they rapidly fall apart once the kid arrives. Say goodbye to these plans.