Relationships

What your girlfriend thinks about when you talk about sport

DOES your girlfriend seem enthralled by your tale of a nil-nil draw? That’s because her mind is preoccupied with these things instead.

Your sex problems solved, by a man who hasn't had a shag for years

PROBLEMS in the bedroom? Write in for some advice from involuntary celibate Tom Logan who’s in a far worse situation than you.

How to buy a present for your loved one that's actually for you

BUYING a present for your other half when you’d prefer to spend the money on yourself? Here’s how to give a gift you’ll later receive.

Leave her alone, stop bothering her and other fail-safe flirting techniques for men

ARE you a dude looking for love? You’re doing it all wrong. Flirtation expert Eleanor Shaw outlines six fool-proof methods of attracting the female sex.

What your girlfriend and her mates are saying about you on the group chat

THINK your relationship with your girlfriend is private? Guess again. Here's how every detail is being discussed on the group chat.

They're fatter than you: five constructive ways to compare yourself to your friends

COMPARING yourself to friends can depress you unless you focus on their worst aspects, such as these flaws.

Five anecdotes you've heard your partner tell 5,000 times

THERE are some go-to stories your other half cannot resist shoehorning into conversations. Here are five tales which will make your eyes roll so hard you’ll get dizzy...

The six horrifically pervy things men say to ruin their chance of sex

MALE? Every wondered why a seemingly sure thing suddenly evaporated? It’s because you said this.

Man's chivalrous offer of coat to cold date ruined by her acceptance

A MAN'S gallant offer of his coat to a chilly date has backfired by her accepting and wearing it.

In a car park, and four other grim as shit places to have your first kiss

FIRST kisses are awkward, unsatisfying and not very romantic. So it makes sense they take place in these grotty locations.