Relationships

A MAN on a date night with his wife reckons that with the amount she is flirting and drinking his luck may well be in.

A MAN has described the recent incredible success of his closest friend as 'sickening' and 'completely selfish'.

THE parents of an 18-year-old who has left home for university are shagging way much more than he could ever hope to be.

BOOKS can teach you a lot about the world, and more importantly the amazing shit women used to get away with back in the time of shirtless pirates.

A FRESHER at the University of Sussex whose high-school girlfriend has just started Newcastle University is certain they will stay together.

A WOMAN has found she is super-horny for about 20 minutes straight just after waking up.

THE standards of heterosexual men when choosing a partner are much lower than previously feared, scientists have confirmed.

UNRELIABLE flakes are masters of dodging the blame for their terrible timekeeping. Don't let them get away with these excuses.

HAVING a bad day? It’ll get even worse if you run into your ex. For maximum damage, cross paths with them on these occasions:

DEEPLY and profoundly in love with someone? Terrified they’ll find out and reject you?  Here are five fool-proof methods of keeping your crush hidden.