Relationships

EVERY single boyfriend is a low-maintenance partner with easily met expectations for gifts, affection and texts, it has emerged.

GETTING lucky? Need to set the mood? Don’t include these tracks if you don’t want your coitus interrupted.

WANT a row with your partner? Ignore the elephant in the room and argue over these tiny things instead:

A MAN is realising that hoped-for morning sex is increasingly unlikely due to his partner doing other stuff.

FANCY one last shag as your relationship ends? It’s not a terrible idea, honest, so here’s how to go about it.

A WOMAN has spent two hours imagining the rise and inevitable end in heartbreak of her relationship with a man who has not yet swiped back.

ARE you the hot one in your relationship, or are you punching well above your weight? Take our quiz:

A MAN who forgot his girlfriend’s birthday has blamed the crisis affecting the global supply chain for her lack of presents.

ATTRACTIVE people reduce you to a simpering, servile mess. Here are the pathetic things you’ll do to impress them.

YOU’VE moved into a new place with someone. Are you getting along, or are they irritating the living shit out of you? Take our test.