Relationships
A WOMAN’S boyfriend has interrupted her complaint that nobody ever listens to her by explaining he is a great listener.
A MARRIED couple have made excuses to get out of date night after 20 minutes because there was no chemistry whatsoever.
A GROUP of men are regaling their mate’s new girlfriend with a detailed explanation of his most humiliating moments.
HUMPING away merrily then realise your child has wandered into the bedroom? Try and bail yourselves out with one of these implausible lies.
A STRAIGHT man is confident that, if he were to have been gay, he would absolutely clean up.
A GROWN man has been left shaken after learning his mother is a complete person with a life that extends beyond him.
A MAN who has never been able to befriend a woman assumes it is a universal rule applicable to the rest of humanity, it has emerged.
A WOMAN who had never seen her boyfriend without a beard is regretting finding out he looked better with most of his face covered up.
ARE you stuck in a relationship with someone whose best friend is nicer, more attractive and the one you really fancy? Here’s what to do in this probably-doomed situation.
AN incredibly handsome man has the nerve to count two weeks without sexual intercourse as a ‘dry spell’, it has emerged.