A WOMAN whose ex-boyfriend asserts she ‘doesn’t know what she’s missing’ is actually entirely aware of what she is missing and could not be happier.
A MAN who likes both 'nights in' and 'nights out' is absolutely storming it on a dating site.
A MAN has claimed that being genuinely thoughtful and kind is a better way of getting whatever he wants than plotting and manipulating.
A COUPLE who joked about how putting IKEA furniture together would ruin their relationship now have half a Billy bookcase and hate each other's guts.
A WOMAN would not have a problem going out with a grotesque amphibious creature compared to most of the men she has dated, she has revealed.
A MAN’S domineering girlfriend is always making him do some pointless thing like going to a local festival or trying a new balti place, it has emerged.
A MAN who is constantly telling people that he ‘doesn’t do relationships’ has not actually been offered one in years, it has been revealed.
A HAPPY couple will celebrate their 10th Valentine’s Day by doing just about enough to make it to next year.
PETROL stations have stocked up on cheap, manky flowers in time for Valentine's Day.