Allowing random twats to own small, unlicensed flying machines ‘obviously insane’
PRIVATELY operated drones are a clear sign that society has lost its mind, experts have confirmed.
Researchers found it was ‘demonstrably insane’ to allow the average idiot to own a small, unpredictable flying machine.
Professor Henry Brubaker, from the Institute for Studies, said: “We’re now allowing anyone to send a two-foot wide, unmanned helicopter into the air.
“You know how, in the course of a typical day, you come across at least a dozen utter morons that you wouldn’t trust to boil an egg?
“Do you see what I’m getting at?”
He added: “Can we please just stop – for five fucking minutes – and think about this?”