Brexit definitely going to happen, says Michael Fish

FORMER TV weatherman Michael Fish has confirmed that Brexit is going well and will definitely happen.

Fish made the comments in response to a phone call from a lady in Wales who claimed it was all a right shambles and Britain would never leave the EU.

He said: “There’s no two ways about it. Re-mortgage the house and bet all the money on it. Brexit. Going. To. Happen.

“I’d stake my reputation as a man who knows when things definitely will or won’t happen on it.”

As well as confirming that Brexit will be a success, Fish added that Everton manager Ronald Koeman won’t be sacked before Christmas, Boris Johnson won’t say anything ignorant ever again and Ghost in the Shell is a good film.