Corbyn not governed by physical laws of our universe, supporters tell Hawking


THE political wizardry of Jeremy Corbyn is beyond the understanding of a mere genius physicist, his supporters have told Stephen Hawking. 

The Cambridge professor, who revolutionised theoretical physics with his work on black holes, has been informed his model of reality is too limited to comprehend how effortlessly Corbyn will win the general election.

Self-described Corbynista Eleanor Shaw said: “Sadly the political establishment, the media and Hawking are too stupid to appreciate the ninth-dimensional chess of Jeremy’s politics.

“He is so far in advance of everyone else he’s actually passed the political event horizon and become a quantum event, simultaneously deeply unpopular and impossible to depose.

“You know 85 per cent of the universe is dark matter, which must exist but hasn’t yet been detected? That’s exactly how it is with polls and Corbyn voters.”

Hawking replied: “Corbyn’s existence seriously damages the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, because a universe in which that wanker triumphs cannot possibly exist.”