A FATHER who cannot tell the difference between LinkedIn and Facebook has sent his daughter a touching birthday message she will never read.
58-year-old Tom Logan, considered a social media expert by his peers for being the first one on Friends Reunited, also endorsed a number of his daughter’s featured skills as a little birthday treat.
Daughter Joanne said: “A week after my birthday he asked why I hadn’t replied to his message, and I realised it had happened again.
“I explained last year that I don’t use LinkedIn, that nobody uses LinkedIn, and that the only reason I still have a profile on LinkedIn is that removing tattoos is easier, and he said it was a lovely message and I should read it.
“I can’t even remember my login details, and I had to abandon the email address LinkedIn’s registered with because of the constant invitations to digital leadership webinars.
“The elderly shouldn’t be allowed to use social media. I miss the days when they at least phoned you up and were fucking annoying in person, rather than through a computer.”