A MAN who does not dip his headlights thinks he is a master of the universe rather than the worst person the world, it has been confirmed.
Bastard Tom Logan has not dipped his headlights since he passed his test 20 years ago, believing that allowing oncoming motorists to drive without being blinded is for ‘ordinary people’.
Logan said: “I drive a Volvo XC90 so my glorious full beam is at just the right height.
“I like to drive around in the dark even if I have nowhere to go. I want people to know I’m out there, filling the world with light.
“I absolutely love driving right behind someone with my lights on full beam. I fill their car with a golden glow. They must feel as if they are in the presence of a god.
“But then, for some reason, they slow right down and even put their hazards on. It’s incredibly selfish and rude.”