Fog confirmed as most pointless weather type

FOG has been confirmed as the most pointless weather thing.

Unlike sunshine, rain or even wind, the hazy atmospheric event serves no purpose other than making it quite hard to see.

Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “Everything in the natural world seems to fit into sort some of system whereas fog is just a pain in the arse.

“Without sun or rain life would be extinguished. Wind distributes pollen and helps disperse bad smells.

“Sleet is a lame snow-rain hybrid but you can sort of see where its coming from.

“Fog? Fuck knows. Maybe it exists to make graveyards look creepy at night.”

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Supreme Court rules Brexit to be a confusing load of bollocks that nobody understands

THE Supreme Court has ruled that Brexit is an incredibly confusing load of bollocks.

The announcement has left everyone annoyed and yet feeling like they are still in the right, which they would have done anyway.

Brexiter Norman Steele said: “This is a load of bollocks.”

Remainer, Emma Bradford said: “This is a load of bollocks.”

Supreme Court judge, Mary Fisher added: “They’re all right.

This is a load of fucking bollocks. Massive bollocks at that.

So the court’s ruling is we don’t fucking know and we are pretty much past caring too be honest. Now we’re all off down the pub. Sort it out among yourselves.

Peace out.”