SEARCH engine Google has been abandoned by users unable to decipher its new logo.
Computers have been hurled out of windows in confusion and anger, with many people rejecting modern life altogether and choosing to live in a cave.
Google fan Nikki Hollis said: “I wanted to look up what my opinion on Taylor Swift was meant to be today but instead of my Google homepage I was met with these strange, menacing hieroglyphs.
“I haven’t been home since but I imagine they’re still there on my computer screen, glowing with unfathomable, arcane menace. I don’t know what I’m meant to do now.
“Ask Jeeves? You ask fucking Jeeves.”
Cryptologists have warned the series of curves and colours may represent an ancient Mayan curse, and if enough people try to utter its message it could invoke The Unnamed One into being.
Hollis added: “Why can’t we have winsome cartoons about artists I’ve never heard of? Where was the harm in that?”