A NEW dating app focuses on the only two questions users actually care about: ‘How fat is she?’ and ‘How much does he earn?’
The app ‘Fair Swap’ promises ‘radical honesty’ by allowing men to upload bank statements while women submit a full 360-degree body scan verified by independent moderators and at least one brutally honest friend.
Psychologist Dr Francesca Johnson said: “Traditional apps focus on shit no one cares about like values, personality and photos taken from flattering angles.
“Users are forced to debase themselves with sly questions like ‘Do you go to the gym?’, ‘Could I pick you up?’ and ‘Is the Ferrari in your photo yours and, if so, why are you standing six feet from it?’
“We all know what a woman means when she says she wants someone ‘ambitious’ and we know what men are saying when they’re seeking a lady who’s ‘active and full of life’. Basically, no holes in socks and no chubsters.”
The creator of the app, entrepreneur Charlotte Phelps, said: “You can filter by salary band – and waistband – like you would by age. If you’re looking to fall in love between £85k and £120k, you can. But only the thinnest women have a real hope of that.
“No longer will you have to spend three weeks chatting before you realise she’s posting photos from 2014 and has been on the doughnuts ever since. Or go on a date before finding out his impressive-sounding career in ‘logistics’ is actually Deliveroo.
“If this goes well, we’ll introduce a filter for hairlines. That will save a lot of wasted time.”
