BRITONS lost what would have been their greatest hour over the weekend.
Time analyst Emma Bradford said: “By the end of Sunday everything was in perfect alignment – the stars and the planet were on the cusp of the most potent astrological position ever, meaning spiritual and creative revelations on an unprecedented scale.
“That hour would have been nothing like any of your life up until that moment. It would have given meaning to your otherwise pointless existence, so it’s a real shame we had to skip it.”
Freedom of Information requests into the content of the lost hour confirmed it would have been extraordinary.
Accounts assistant Tom Logan said: “Apparently I would have become a kind of god and astrally projected onto the peak of Mount Everest.
“It’s a bummer really because most of the time I just work in an office and the best bit is when I go for a fag.”