SCIENCE is basically evil despite things like cancer treatment, according to most middle class people.
Following a momentous science-based breakthrough in shrinking tumours, comfortably-off parents maintained laboratories were bad and that everyone should live on a little farm, doing weaving.
Mother-of-two Emma Bradford said: “Science is just all about big corporations and making chickens with nine wings and fourteen breasts for fast food companies.
“We need to get back to nature, Mother Earth and treating serious illnesses by rubbing leaves on them.
“Also being in tune with the seasons, that sort of thing.”
Part-time lecturer Stephen Malley said: “Discoveries like electricity have done nothing for us except bring television which rots our children’s minds.
“We need a simpler, community-based way of life like our ancestors used to have, which was really fulfilling despite the grinding physical toil, freezing cold living conditions and very short life expectancy.
He added: “However I do like Apple products, they look nice.”