New app alerts users when their ex is nearby

AN APP that alerts users when their ex is nearby has received glowing reviews.

Ex-it aims to help users feel either safe in the knowledge they can avoid their exes, or smug and prepared should they choose to see them.

Donna Sheridan said: “When I told my ex I never wanted to see him again, I meant I never wanted to see him unless he was looking like shit and I was looking super hot.

“With Ex-it, I feel secure in the knowledge that I will be mentally and cosmetically prepared for our next encounter.

“I was crying into a bag of Mcdonald’s while walking home through the park. The app told me he was nearby, so I was able to wipe the grease, tears and barbecue sauce off my face and hide in a bush.”

The premium version of the app, to be released later this month, allows users to find out if their ex is accompanied by a new partner. Women can then choose to deploy a ‘Bitch Pitch’ function which emits a high frequency scream that only their ex’s new girlfriend can hear.