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New iPhone can plant your fingerprints at murder scene

THE new iPhone 5S uses state-of-the-art fingerprint technology to frame its owners for murder.

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Fall albums finally deleted from iPhone

A 38 year-old father of two has acknowledged that he now prefers Radio 4 to post-punk.

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