IT may have featured Tom Hardy in arseless chinos and an alien horse invasion but no one wants to hear your dream, it has been confirmed.
A study revealed that nobody is in the slightest bit interested in your subconscious, even if it did involve being ‘naked in Tesco’.
Emma Howard, from Bristol, said: “This morning I told my husband I had a really weird dream and he just said ‘oh’ with insufficient enthusiasm.
“I started telling him about it anyway, but he just stared at me like I was a party political broadcast by the Lib Dems.
”Then I rang my mum and told her I had a strange dream and she hung up on me and blocked my number.”
Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: “Unless the dream featured Freddy Krueger and you woke up with the slash marks to prove it, no one gives a shit.
“The best you can hope for is that they feel put-upon by a self-absorbed weirdo.”