Normal moon ‘shit’

THE public has hit out at the normal moon for its lack of effort after being wowed by the ‘supermoon’.

Earlier this week the largest supermoon in 69 years dazzled spectators, but for many the rare event has simply exposed how shit the normal moon is.

Stephen Malley said: ““I won’t even bother raising my head to look at anything less than a once-in-a-decade lunar event.

“I’m not awestruck by the haunting majesty of today’s weak, predictable moon, in fact I’m repulsed by its generic glow.

“The moon really needs to raise its game. Maybe it could turn green or something.”

The next supermoon to come this close to Earth won’t be until 2034, a timescale that many find unacceptable.

Meteorologist Julian Cooke said: “I’m getting sick of being attacked by angry members of the public asking what’s next in the moon franchise.

“I tell them it’s been sold to Disney who’ll do a tired remake of the supermoon but pass it off as something new.”