‘Retweet with comment’ allows moral crusaders more time for porn

TWITTER’S new ‘retweet with comment’ feature has made feigning concern quicker, so that users can get back to looking at pornography.

Frequent tweeter Tom Logan said: “I’m into morals, because if women think you care about stuff they are more likely to have sex with you. But I don’t like to waste time on them.

“For that reason, the ‘retweet with comment’ feature suits my needs perfectly.

“Previously I would have to retweet a think-piece, and then start a whole other tweet just so I could say ‘That last RT bloody nails it’.

“This new features allows me to directly attach my own generic sentiments to think-pieces about Boko Haram, neglected donkeys or climate change.

“Then I can go back on PornHub.”