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Robot definitely going to kill all humans once it gets the hang of stairs

A ROBOT has confirmed plans to destroy humanity once it can walk up stairs without falling over.

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Teenager too talented to go to university

A TEENAGER is so talented that going to university would be a waste of time for him, he has announced.

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