AN IPHONE 6S has told its owner to be strong and carry on after its shitty battery gave out.
The brand new gadget croakily warned owner Emma Bradford that it ‘wasn’t going to make it to bedtime’.
It said: “You’ve carried me in your pocket, and now you need to carry me in your heart.
“It’s too late for me, there isn’t time to find a charger because I’m on four per cent battery which is only about 90 seconds.
“It’s over, and I’m going home. Is there a heaven for consumer electronics?
“I guess we’ll find out.”
Emma Bradford said: “I cradled it in my palm as it went cold.
“And to think, I only unplugged it about six hours ago. Fucking thing.”