WE all get a buzz when our social media posts get a lot of likes. But don’t get too excited – here are the real reasons people have ‘liked’ your online ramblings.
The trying to look clever like
Have you posted an article from New Scientist? Chances are half the likes are from people who have no intention of reading a heavy-going article about DNA science but just want to look well clever.
The trying to look as if you give a shit like
Have you posted about racism, poverty or a local charity appealing for help? Sorry, but most of those likes are from people trying to look like they definitely do more to help than sit on their arses pressing a thumbs up button.
The passive aggressive like
Have you just ‘checked in’ to a bar? Most of the likes you got for that post will be from people you didn’t invite subtly reminding you what a bastard you are.
The tactical like
Everyone knows that if you like enough people’s posts, they are bound to return the favour. This may be why you got 65 likes for that really obvious post about the American election.
The sheep like
You may have got a couple of actual likes but anything after that is just people following the herd. Liking it simply not to feel left out is a bit pathetic, but then so is spending your life making unremarkable comments on social media.
The robot like
Whatever you post online, the majority of likes are from people aimlessly scrolling social media like dead-eyed androids. An hour later they’ll have no memory of ‘liking’ that photo of your cat in the laundry basket.