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19 Northern cliches to employ when discussing Andy Burnham, for Southerners who've never been there

NEVER visited the North? No need, as you’ve heard what it’s like? Keep this list of Northern cliches on hand to drop in for any discussion of Andy Burnham’s politics: 

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Man insists on giving obvious villain of girlfriend's story benefit of the doubt

A DESPICABLE bastard of a boyfriend is on thin ice after being openly unsure if the person his partner is telling an anecdote about is an obviously malevolent idiot. 

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