ALMOST every Union Jack flag in the UK is currently flying upside down, it has emerged.
The Institute for Studies found that 98% of British flags are the wrong way up, including the one at Buckingham Palace.
Professor Henry Brubaker said: It’s a quite incredible oversight on the part of the nation.
“For sailors, the flying of an upside-down flag denotes distress. It is also a gesture beloved of anarchists, as a means of saying ‘fuck the system, and tits to all forms of hierarchy’.”
Patriot Mary Fisher said: Ive turned it over three times today and Im still none the wiser. Can someone please explain this in a bit more detail?
“Is there a tiny picture of a bulldog in the blue that is only visible when you stare through it, like a ‘magic eye’ picture?
“My eyeball are starting to vibrate with the stress. The flag in my garden and the ‘No Turning’ sign at the end of my drive were pretty much my whole identity.”