A MAN who had a near-death experience has returned with a refreshingly detailed account of the afterlife.
38-year-old Tom Booker emerged from a coma to report on previously unknown aspects of the afterlife, such as whether there are cars.
He said: “It also frustrated me that people just mentioned ‘lights’ and ‘a tunnel’ so I’m glad to set the record straight on a few things.
“In the afterlife everyone drives Toyota Corollas. Not sure why.
“The houses are modest three bedroom affairs, all identical, like a council estate or cheaper private housing development. But they’re fine, you get a fridge and washing machine.
“Shopswise I saw a Lidl, also a Benetton and they still have Tie Rack which I thought was interesting.
“One of the main issues is parking because people keep dying.
“I don’t know what else to say really. It was alright.”