DISAPPOINTED Daniel Bryan fans have been asked to pretend he turned up at Sunday’s Royal Rumble.
WWE enabler Vince McMahon said: “The joy of pretending Daniel turned up is that you can picture him doing just about anything, rather than saying his catchphrase and playing at slapping people.
“RIght now I’m picturing him riding a Tibetan mastiff into the ring, doing a dark incantation with the thirty other wrestlers that restores Andre The Giant to life and then them all having a Connect 4 tournament.
“Is this any more fanciful than what would have happened had he showed up?”
Wrestling idiot Wayne Hayes said: “This comes just days after I watched a woman take her own life on camera while the makers of Coronation Street just sat there and did nothing.”