SCIENTISTS have confirmed that anyone who refers to themselves as ‘a bit of a bad boy’ is a prick.
Research from the Institute of Studies found that everyone from Judas Iscariot to Bobby Brown might come across as kinda cool for the first few minutes before you quickly realise they are absolute bellends.
Steroidal TOWIE-type twat Stephen Malley said: “Oh, I used to be a bit of a bad boy myself.
“Setting fire to bins, doing minor vehicle crime and generally making a nuisance of myself to normal hard working people.
“The kinda shit the bitches love. I’m also quite misogynistic, which is another cool bad boy trait.”
Professor Henry Brubaker added: “The term ‘bad boy’ is actually very accurate.
“This is because the kind of stuff they do is what bad children would do if they were in an adult body.”
Malley added: “Nowadays I’d say I’m less of a bad boy and more of a player. Basically that means I hit people, leer over woman and have an unhealthily close relationship with my mother.”