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Are you rich but 'don't feel rich' so are deserving of all the sympathy in the world?

JUST 21 per cent of the UK’s top earners actually feel rich. The other 79 per cent, heartbreakingly, don’t. How can we all rally round to support them? 

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Six signs your girlfriend is wanking furiously and you're oblivious

SURELY she isn’t. But then there are odd little hints that your significant other is masturbating as frenziedly as a man would. These are the signs: 

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