ANNOYING but genuinely nice people are far more irritating than those who are simply total dickheads, it has been confirmed.
Full-blooded wankers create uncomplicated feelings of rage and hatred, whereas wankers who have some redeeming features are worse because they also inspire feelings of guilt.
Martin Bishop, from Leeds, said: “There’s a guy in my office who’s always really friendly and up for making everyone a cup of tea. But he’s also a bit of a cock who’s constantly interrupting people and always banging on about his Range Rover Evoque.
“I spend half my time hating him and the other half wracked with guilt for getting so pissed off. Things would be so much easier if he was just a complete prick through and through.”
Mary Fisher, from Edinburgh, said: “I had a neighbour who had a puerile sense of humour and a really annoying laugh, but she was also really kind and did lots for charity. She got right on my tits, but I felt like the twat for finding her so irritating.
“Then she moved away and was replaced with a classic, dyed-in-the-wool arsehole. It’s so refreshing to meet someone you can hate with such simple, straightforward clarity.”