Attractive people enjoying not having to be funny

ATTRACTIVE people thoroughly enjoy not having to be funny or interesting, they have revealed.

After research found beautiful women were more likely to get their way, attractive people have admitted that being incredibly popular without any effort is really great.

PR executive Nikki Hollis said: “Every day I thank the gods I’m beautiful because men think I’m a fascinating conversationalist even if I’m drivelling on about my cat having one white paw that looks like a sock.

“It must be hell for people who have to be funny. Luckily I can just say ‘I don’t think much of the weather!’ and men will laugh like deranged hyenas on magic mushrooms.”

Male model Wayne Hayes said: “I get a real kick out of seeing an average bloke making a woman laugh and thinking he’s in with a chance, then going over and effortlessly pulling her with my gorgeous face.

“I’ve never had to develop any personality.”

Average-looking accountant Stephen Malley said: “Last night I met a beautiful woman who talked at me for four hours about kiwi fruit. I am in love with her.”